Fuck It; Let's Rassle

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Fuck It; Let's Rassle
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Acronym FILR
Years Active June 2013 - April 2016
Owner Unknown
General Manager(s) Unknown
Current Theme Ready To Die - Andrew WK
Miscellaneous Information
Fed Head Tiffy Lockhart
Forum Link FILR (Dead Feds)

Fuck It; Lets Rassle was a parody based fed that ran in the PS2 game WWE Smackdown: Here Comes The Pain. The show was created originally as a parody of the traditional CAW league, specifically the previous AES show ran in HCTP, World Wrestling Infection. FILR was inspired by WWI's roster of ridiculous character concepts and unintentionally deformed created wrestlers, one example being its depiction of the Tekken character Ganryu which inexplicably had distended legs and a squashed torso (referred to as Silent Hill Ganryu after his original appearance). The show was also meant to be a disposable stop gap between production of ROSE episodes. FILR is considered to be fictional within the larger canon of AES, not only due to the over the top animations in the game, but due to characters like Marty Jannetty and 50 Foot Blake having appeared in more serious AES promotions before and after.

History

RIP Scott Steiner.

Signature Matches

Elimination Chamber/Battle For The Briefcase

The FILR Rumble

The FILR Rumble was a replacement for the Peak of The Freaks Tournament, a concept abandoned by Steiner due to boredom. The original Rumble was open to all previous Peak of the Freaks participants and anyone else with enough gas to get to the arena. The winner of the FILR Rumble receives a Heavyweight Championship match and a FILR contract if they do not already have one. Every match featured 30 entrants, entering at random in random intervals, and for some reason there were never more than 6 people in the ring at a time.

  • Peak of the Freaks Rumble/The FILR Rumble (2015)
Name # of Entry Eliminations Eliminated By
Holt Hogan 1 0 4Real Gunner
Loadsamoney 2 0 4Real Gunner
4Real Gunner 3 3 Homestuck 2
Homestuck 2 4 1 >
> 5 1 Sugura Kanbaru
Hayze Puria 6 0 4Real Gunner
Captain Coral 7 0 Bluckles
Curtis Axel 8 1 Bluckles
Big Badd Blake 9 0 Curtis Axel
Sugura Kanbaru 10 1 Steam Messiah
Bluckles 11 3 The Wahab
Colt Babana 12 0 Bluckles
The Fit Show 13 1 Paul Shaymin
"The JUICER" Yayoi Takatsuki 14 1 t
The Wahab 15 1 Steam Messiah
Steam Messiah 16 4 "The JUICER" Yayoi Takatsuki
Pac-Man Jones 17 0 Steam Messiah
t 18 1 Saul Slenderman
Mark Henry 19 0 Steam Messiah
Doom Marine 20 0 Fit Show
Saul Slenderman 21 3 Big Smoke
dolan 22 1 Big Smoke
Paul Shaymin 23 1 Saul Slenderman
Australian Fella 24 1 Prometheus
Homestuck 1 25 0 dolan
Reimu "Carlito" Hakurei 26 0 Saul Slenderman
Big Smoke 27 2 Reggie Fils-Aime
Tomoko Kuroki 28 0 Australian Fella
Reggie Fils-Aime 29 2 WINNER
Prometheus 30 1 Reggie Fils-Aime
  • The FILR Rumble 2 (2016)
Name # of Entry Eliminations Eliminated By
Safety Ninja 1 8 Johnny Bravo
The Box 2 0 Safety Ninja
Sharknado Boy 3 1 Safety Ninja
Jacques James 4 0 Sharknado Boy
Petey Williams 5 0 Van Darkholme
Van Darkholme 6 1 Johnny Gat
Johnny Gat 7 2 11 Sin Caras In A Coat
Ray William Johnson 8 0 El Brody
El Brody 9 2 Safety Ninja
11 Sin Caras In A Coat 10 1 Safety Ninja
"Ass Man" Randy Orton 11 0 El Brody
Erin McIrishbrouge 12 0 Johnny Gat
Big Badd Blake 13 0 Safety Ninja
Mystery Meat 14 0 Safety Ninja
Francis Ugondus 15 0 San Antonio Cesaro
Ken Masters 16 1 Augustus Cole
San Antonio Cesaro 17 1 Ken Masters
Star Off-Teal 18 0 Safety Ninja
Augustus Cole 19 2 Safety Ninja
Steve Dallas 20 0 Augustus Cole
Trip Marteney 21 0 Pewdie Pie
The Big Bassman 22 0 Rufus
Pewdie Pie 23 2 Sean
Rufus 24 1 Pewdie Pie
Sean 25 1 Scott Steiner
@i_akari_daisuki 26 0 Mechy Lynch
Scott Steiner 27 2 Mechy Lynch
Johnny Bravo 28 1 Scott Steiner
Mechy Lynch 29 2 WINNER
Ariel Bridges 30 0 Scott Steiner
  • The FILR Rumble 3 (2017)
Name # of Entry Eliminations Eliminated By
Lord Sattan 1 1 Tanya von Degurechaff
Bull Glodbrek 2 0 THUNDERWOLF
THUNDERWOLF 3 1 Saftey Ninja
Safety Ninja 4 1 LaJinn
Viktor Konnors 5 3 Jesee Ventura
LaJinn 6 1 Lord Sattan
@dril 7 0 Viktor Konnors
Tanya von Degurechaff 8 2 herself
Konnor Viktors 9 0 Viktor Konnors
Eli Drake 10 0 Viktor Konnors
Max Fuck 11 0 Dr. Pepper
Jesse Ventura 12 3 Big Badd Blake
Guybrush Threepwood 13 0 Jesse Ventura
Dr. Pepper 14 2 La Red Dinamica
Rufus 15 0 Jesse Ventura
Big Badd Blake 16 1 La Red Dinamica
EpicShakiraX 17 0 La Red Dinamica
Jeremy Fuck 18 0 Dr. Pepper
La Red Dinamica 19 7 Sean
Patrick Wallace 20 1 The Box
Big Smoke 21 0 Patrick Wallace/La Red Dinamica
Captain NightCoral 22 0 La Red Dinamica
Chef Excellence 23 0 La Red Dinamica
Kink Sheamus 24 0 La Red Dinamica
The Box 25 0 Mort Spaghetti
San Antonio Cesaro 26 0 The Box
Mort Spaghetti 27 1 Sean
Sean 28 3 WINNER
Togemon 29 0 Mort Spaghetti
Mystery Meat 30 0 Sean

Notable Characters

Championships

Current

  • Heavyweight Championship Of The World
No. Wrestler Reign Event Notes
1 Nick Rogers 1 FILR Pilot Awarded the championship by Commissioner Steiner
2 Slater 1 Remember When This Was A Thing? Slater cashed in his Briefcase on Nick Rogers
3 Anime Mask 1 The FILR Rumble 3 Anime Mask cashed in the briefcase he earned at the start of the show on Slater
  • Steiner Bros. Championship
No. Wrestler Reign Event Notes
1 The Kiwi SHIELD 1 Episode 2 Sugura Kanbaru and "The JUICER" Yayoi Takatsuki, Won a Triangle Ladder Match
2 The People's Champions 1 Episode 3 The Box and Mike the Cacaki
  • 3Way Title
No. Wrestler Reign Event Notes
1 Patrick Wallace 1 Episode 3 Defeated "Ballin" Jarl Balgruuf and Cheshire
2 Big Badd Blake 1 National E-Wrestling Day 3 Defeated Patrick Wallace and The Mogeyman, Tha Undahtakuh congratulated him post match
  • Freaks Championship
No. Wrestler Reign Event Notes
1 > 1 Dark Tournament Night 3 Preshow > entered the Ladder match in a bra
Vacated Dark Tournament Night 3 Commercial Break Commissioner Steiner literally stripped the title off of > backstage

Former

  • Shucky's Butt Championship

Notable Shows

External Links